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Heh heh heh
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So... this is an old joke that I told to my fellow travelers aboard a VERY small cruise ship around the Galapagos Islands after we had visited one of the islands with the giant tortoises...

One day, a very large tortoise was assaulted by a gang of snails.

Totally distraught, the tortoise made his way, slowly, to the local police department to report the crime.

The police officer who interviewed the tortoise asked, "So, can you please tell me what happened?"

The tortoise replied, "I... don't... know...

It... all... happened... so... fast!"

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So... this is an old joke that I told to my fellow travelers aboard a VERY small cruise ship around the Galapagos Islands after we had visited one of the islands with the giant tortoises...

One day, a very large tortoise was assaulted by a gang of snails.

Totally distraught, the tortoise made his way, slowly, to the local police department to report the crime.

The police officer who interviewed the tortoise asked, "So, can you please tell me what happened?"

The tortoise replied, "I... don't... know...

It... all... happened... so... fast!"

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Hahaha! Nice one!

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The tour director promised to tell that joke to ALL his subsequent tour groups.

I love it because it doesn't make fun of any group of people and is not profane. It's just good fun.
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I have pilot friends.

How do you know a pilot is in the room?
He tells you.

A man is in a restaurant and starts choking on his food. His wife stands up and yells is there a doctor that can help!?
A man slowly stands up from his table and says, "I'm a pilot"

What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot!


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LOL....

I've been on a flight when the pilot broke into the climax of the film to drone on and on and on about the weather in the city where we were about to land.... ARGH!!!

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Ha!

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 emoticon Cooter!

Bush 41 had a merry funeral. Alan Simpson was one of the eulogists, and he had the mourners rolling on the floor. When W spoke, he said, "Dad loved jokes. That's why he wanted Simpson to speak today."

The line I liked best was not a floor-roller, but it was original: "George took the high road, and those that travel the high road to Washington, D.C., are not bothered by heavy traffic."

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I LOVE it! emoticon

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The line I liked best was not a floor-roller, but it was original: "George took the high road, and those that travel the high road to Washington, D.C., are not bothered by heavy traffic."




I loved that one, too!

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SNL skit, “Schweddy Balls,” with Alec Baldwin.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f24_1356377603
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That is one of my all-time favorite skits. Because you KNEW what was coming, and they made you wait almost the entire skit to hear it.

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When Trump and Chinese President Xi meet for trade negotiations, they're going to have to have a transcriber present to explain what the deal really says.

Because otherwise, it will be a "He said, Xi said."

*smirk*

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Because otherwise, it will be a "He said, Xi said."




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When Trump and Chinese President Xi meet for trade negotiations, they're going to have to have a transcriber present to explain what the deal really says.

Because otherwise, it will be a "He said, Xi said."

*smirk*



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Stolen from glherter on YAP


Today's wisdom from my Uncle Sterrett, the younger of my Dad's two surviving brothers:

18 year old farm kid goes down to the enlistment office and signs up for the Army.

First day in boot camp, they issue him a comb and then a half hour later, they shave his head.

The second day, they issue him a toothbrush and later the same day, sent him to a dental exam where 7 of his teeth are pulled.

The third day, they issue him a jock strap and he hasn't been seen since....

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ROFL!

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Ouch!
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