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Ha! Clever T-shirt! (Not so clever classmates.)

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I heard a slightly different version of that T-shirt: There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Heh heh heh.

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Well, now that he's turned her into a prostitute, I wonder how well she'll appreciate that....

Not to mention, only $10??? No self-respecting prostitute would accept only $10 for straight sex....

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https://youtu.be/57jRBt4h6ks
 
LYRICS to CONFOUNDS THE SCIENCE
Written by Don Caron; Music by Simon & Garfunkel


Hello darkness my old friend.
It’s time for him to tweet again,
but first he’ll have to check in with fox news
‘cause that’s the only place he gets his clues.
That’s how things get planted in his brain,
where they remain,
and it confounds the science.

The problem is he’s not alone.
He tweets to people on his phone
that global warming is a giant hoax
perpetuated by the liberal folks,
and he hires people that all think the same,
that play his game
and it confounds the science.

When he talks to crowds of four
he sees ten thousand maybe more,
believing they all think he’s god on earth
and was the product of a virgin birth
and if you disagree you’re the victim of fake news
or feminist shrews
and it confounds the science.

“Fools,” says he, “you do not know
it makes me smart from so much dough.
I know exactly where the problems are.”
But his solutions are beyond bizarre
‘cause his words never quite a sentence make
and thus he spake
and it confounds the science.

No limits on pollution now.
There’s not a thing we don’t allow.
Dump the garbage in the waterway.
Spray the toxins where your children play.
All the signs say that life on the planet is headed for a downward fall.
Go to the mall,
and continue to confound the science.

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https://youtu.be/57jRBt4h6ks
 
LYRICS to CONFOUNDS THE SCIENCE
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Ha! That's all too perfect!

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Oh....nailed it.

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How to push Grandpa over the edge



I absolutely cracked up over this, laughing until tears ran down my face.

The poor toll worker is SO patient with him!

And oh, man, I can relate to his problem with technology hating him!

ROFL!

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ROFLMAO! Cracked me up. 😂
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A man was coming home late one night. As he walked along the street, he could hear a "bump, bump, bump" behind him.

So he sped up. And as he sped up, the "bump, bump, bump" went faster!

He finally got the courage to look over his shoulder, and he saw a casket chasing him!

He began running at top speed until he got to his house. He fumbled with his keys, finally got inside, and locked the deadbolt behind him. Seconds later, the coffin broke through the door!

The man ran up the stairs and locked himself in his bathroom.

He could hear the "bump, bump, bump" coming up the stairs. Then, the coffin broke down the bathroom door!

Out of desperation, the man grabbed the only thing on the counter, a bottle of cough syrup.

He threw the bottle of cough syrup at the thing full force!

And the coffin stopped.

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Heh heh heh.
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It would.
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Why haven't I checked this lately! This is some funny stuff!!!!
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I had forgotten about this.

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Paddy had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night, celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’.

Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

‘Damn’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, ‘oh bloody damn!’

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

‘Be-Jesus… I’m in bloody trouble,’ he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says ‘No bloody way....’

He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ‘I can make it to the bed’. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ‘damn it’ and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?’

Paddy says, ‘I did, Jess. I was bloody pissed. But how did you know?’

‘Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.’

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Thanks, Robbie. That is my very favorite Irish joke of all time. It was great to read it again.
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Heeheehee.................
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